Students

Aldyth Blackschleger (no relation to Dr. Henry)

Hamilton "Hotdog" Bunn

Burt Burzynski (Sally's brother)

Sally Burzynski

Howard Delea (the one that got sent to Russia by accident)

George Figg (who has fits to get out of computer class)

Willis Fortyfeathers (insane)

Autosalvage "Ott" Frank

Philip Goodthunder

Cecile Green

Mike Herbert

Rupert Mulligan (the economics major)

Philip Newhouse

Sebastian Stone-Martin

Sandy Tillings

Priscilla Vanauken