Speedy Grubb

"Speedy" Grubb, a member of Palmsville's Grubb clan, owns a gas station named Speedy Grubb Stop not far from campus. His real first name is unknown, the current moniker steming from Mr. Grubb's obsession with the cartoon character Speedy Gonzales. This obsession also frequently prompts him to attempt a Mexican accent and say things like "pussy-gato."

Speedy Grubb hosts an annual Speedy Gonzales imitation competition, which he always wins. He is currently dating Miss Muffin.