Clatterbuck S. Greenerwalt

Clatterbuck S. Greenerwalt was born in West Virginia in 1995. Being a child prodigy, he completed high school early (he was homeschooled) and was packed off to a little college at the age of sixteen. Here he became the Editor in Chief of the student newspaper The Fallen Hero (falling-hero.blogspot.com) because the other editors needed his computer skills and he would only help if he got an impressive title. After the Hero met its demise in February of 2011, Clatterbuck temporarily gave up on his studies and eloped with fellow Questioner editor Sheelar Fearthegn, getting married on an Indian reservation near Palmsville. The two decided to stay in Palmsville as it had a university and was sufficiently far away from their angry parents.

Clatterbuck worked at the Speedy Grubb Stop until early September when Speedy Grubb fired him for asking too many questions about the office supplies in the back of the Stop. Besides irritating his former roommate on Facebook, his hobby is all things music. A self professed “audiophile,” he owns over three hundred albums (mostly LPs), a Fender DG7, Mexican Fender Stratocaster, and a Epiphone Valve Junior, which he uses primarily to annoy the neighbors when Sheelar is out.